Hitler's Top Secret Recipes.

OK, So few will appreciate this. Lemme give you a little back story.

Long, long ago there once was a cafe named Natural Bean. It was a 100% Organic cafe and we distilled our own water on spot. A lot of good that did us. The system never worked and caused frequent nose bleeds. Anyway, this place was ran by a crazy, crazy, (literally- recently committed to a mental hospital) crazy man named Quinn Lipin. He was basically our Hitler and we were his Jews...He hated blacks, queers, fatties, and ugly people. Anyway, I was looking for something else in my email, but stumbled upon this little gem. This friends, is Hitler's TOP SECRET CapFrap recipe. It's basically the organic equivalent of a Dunkin' Donuts Coolatta, or Starbucks Iced Macchiato. Only myself and few others knew this recipe and were told to guard it with our lives. Baristas were never to know the exact ingredients (I mean, who has food allergies anyway??) and only two people were entrusted to make the secret CapFrap bags... Anyway, here you go. This is a pretty amazing drink if you can get it down right. Use a dark roast..DON'T USE QUINN'S DARK ROAST, IT APPARENTLY CAUSES CRAZY-PANTS.


Natural Bean Organic Mix Recipes

CapFrap Bulk

*32 Ounces Double Strength Quinn’s Dark Roast

*8 Ounces ½ and ½

*1 Cups Sugar

*2 Tea Spoon Cocoa

*1 Tea Spoon Guar Gum

*Pinch of Salt

1. Mix all ingredients together in blender

2. Blend on #1 setting for 15 seconds

3. Pour mixture into blender, cover, label and date dot for 2 days (hold time 48 hours)