Garbageband

i'll pour coffee in your mouth
when you taste it you say to me "why does this coffee taste like tea?"

tell my why does this coffee taste like tea?
i made coffee for you and me for our picnic down by sea

tell me why does this coffee taste like tea
tell my why does this coffee taste like tea

ohhhmmm
oh oh oh ohmmmmm

went on a journey to the cafe to find out why it was that way
we tasted the coffee but it was wrong

it tasted like an ooolonnggg

want a double machiatto but decaf caffein
want a double shot expresso cuz im such a fiend
dont give me a boost cuz it gives me the shits
my bowels are loose so give me swiss miss

want a super dry latte and a wet cappaccino
want a caffeinated green tea for my gluten free bagel
give me some soy vanilla chai and my vegan boy nothing
cuz earlier this morning wouldn't eat my meaty muffin

oh eat my meaty muffin
won't he eat my meaty muffin?
he must be anorexic cuz he isn't eaten nothin'



Ok so these are the first drafts... but enjoy!