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Beach. With my best friends.

Garbageband

i'll pour coffee in your mouth
when you taste it you say to me "why does this coffee taste like tea?"

tell my why does this coffee taste like tea?
i made coffee for you and me for our picnic down by sea

tell me why does this coffee taste like tea
tell my why does this coffee taste like tea

ohhhmmm
oh oh oh ohmmmmm

went on a journey to the cafe to find out why it was that way
we tasted the coffee but it was wrong

it tasted like an ooolonnggg

want a double machiatto but decaf caffein
want a double shot expresso cuz im such a fiend
dont give me a boost cuz it gives me the shits
my bowels are loose so give me swiss miss

want a super dry latte and a wet cappaccino
want a caffeinated green tea for my gluten free bagel
give me some soy vanilla chai and my vegan boy nothing
cuz earlier this morning wouldn't eat my meaty muffin

oh eat my meaty muffin
won't he eat my meaty muffin?
he must be anorexic cuz he isn't eaten nothin'



Ok so these are the first drafts... but enjoy!

Hitler's Top Secret Recipes.

OK, So few will appreciate this. Lemme give you a little back story.

Long, long ago there once was a cafe named Natural Bean. It was a 100% Organic cafe and we distilled our own water on spot. A lot of good that did us. The system never worked and caused frequent nose bleeds. Anyway, this place was ran by a crazy, crazy, (literally- recently committed to a mental hospital) crazy man named Quinn Lipin. He was basically our Hitler and we were his Jews...He hated blacks, queers, fatties, and ugly people. Anyway, I was looking for something else in my email, but stumbled upon this little gem. This friends, is Hitler's TOP SECRET CapFrap recipe. It's basically the organic equivalent of a Dunkin' Donuts Coolatta, or Starbucks Iced Macchiato. Only myself and few others knew this recipe and were told to guard it with our lives. Baristas were never to know the exact ingredients (I mean, who has food allergies anyway??) and only two people were entrusted to make the secret CapFrap bags... Anyway, here you go. This is a pretty amazing drink if you can get it down right. Use a dark roast..DON'T USE QUINN'S DARK ROAST, IT APPARENTLY CAUSES CRAZY-PANTS.


Natural Bean Organic Mix Recipes

CapFrap Bulk

*32 Ounces Double Strength Quinn’s Dark Roast

*8 Ounces ½ and ½

*1 Cups Sugar

*2 Tea Spoon Cocoa

*1 Tea Spoon Guar Gum

*Pinch of Salt

1. Mix all ingredients together in blender

2. Blend on #1 setting for 15 seconds

3. Pour mixture into blender, cover, label and date dot for 2 days (hold time 48 hours)

This Summer's Reading List

These books were recommended to me by different teachers and friends and I think there are enough to fill my summer. So far I'm pretty deep into a couple of them and am eager to find more. If you have any suggestions please let me know. (Obviously I'm incredibly Liberal and no, I don't want to read your stupid fucking Sarah Palin or Glenn Beck book) Thanks!

This can't be ignored.

Oh sweet Michael Phelps... I was about to make my own music video for this along the same lines. You beat me.

So tonight, I saw the same fucking numbers on that hatch thing.....

Ok, so Ryan Smith originally shared this on FB and I had to repost it. It's just too great.




Lost is coming to an end tomorrow and I don't know how I feel. I've never liked television aside from Seinfeld and Seasons 1-8.5 The Simpsons, so it's weird to have such strong feelings about it. I, like many people I know, was an "anti-lostite" during the shows first 5 seasons. It wasn't until this last dreadfully boring summer in Idaho that I finally decided to give it a shot. Jesus fucking christ I've never spent to many hours glued to a T-V screen. I watched seasons 1-5 THREE TIMES that summer. That's like...a million hours. I even called out of work sick on a saturday night to finish season 3. Anyway, the show is amazing and I'm going to a Lost Series Finale Party tomorrow. I'm brining Dharma Initiative cupcakes and whatever "lost-esque" vegan food I can find.

I'm the most productive pothead I know.

So now that this semester is finally over I've decided to either 1. start a walking MIT Art Tour or 2. invest all my time in environmental/animal rights activism OR 3. Fucking finish this album and drop it like it's HOT.

I think I can pull off all three if I give up smoking and start waking up at 6 a.m. Oi.

I'll probably do a small combination of all three. I really want to be outside this summer, and I love the MIT campus.. So I think I might hold some FREE MIT ART WALKS. Good idea? Yeah, I thought so to. It can be on my own schedule, I can make a sweet T-Shirt, and I'll just work for tips. Fuck you IRS. I think I might need permission from MIT, but FUCK IT. I'm gonna collect all the information I need on the buildings/artwork over the next week (if I don't decide to just get blazed everyday...) and start slowly. Maybe just a sign or something. I don't want to draw too much attention towards myself or I might piss off MIT security. Either way it's a great way to talk about architecture, artwork, Boston, and how much I love arithmetic. Plus Asians are ALL OVER THAT SHIT and I'm a cute white girl. Yesss

Ok second idea. I realized instead of just getting angry at people for killing animals, destroying our planet, and having too many babies I should man-up and do something about it. I need to take an active role within my community and really promote everything I believe in. I'm tired of wasting my breath on friends from high school who are all (of course) republican, scared of gays, and love guns. (Seriously, grow the fuck up, stop picking potatoes and GET AN EDUCATION!!) Ug.. sorry, I really hate Idaho.

Third idea is something that isn't due to a lack of time, but due to a lack of instruments. All the songs are written I just want to use REAL drums, real guitars, real banjos, none of this digital shit. It's fucking retarded. Sooo basically the only thing holding me up is actually learning the instruments. Thankfully someone gifted me the ability to learn any instrument in about 5 minutes (I'm bragging here) but I don't have a million doll hairs to spend on all sorts of crazy instruments and I hate asking people for favors. Urrrggg.. Luckily, July will be spent in Idaho where I have a ton of friends with all the shite I need. Anyway, when it's done I'll share it. I don't intend to make any money, go on any sort of lame tour (unless it's a bike tour).. I just wanna write songs about my friends for my friends.

Sorry if you read this whole thing and were disappointed when none of it was about you.

Jordan Piantedosi + Alex Meek

Her Space Holiday
A Match Made In Texas

He's doing the line
He's gender defined
It's the magic of America
We're always so American

The truth of it is
That he just wants to kiss
That boy that she's talking to
The one that seems to own the room

The way that he dances
The touch of his hands and
The unapologetic way
His tiny clothes stick to his frame

We'll put alcohol
And the drugs in the stall
He feels like he's getting weak
He grabs his girl and starts to leave

With one look back
He accepts the fact that
It's the magic of America
We're always so American

She's doing the line
She's gender defined
It's the magic of America
We're always so American

If she had her way
She would know what to say
To that girl that comes into her store
By herself but not alone

It's her confident charm
And the curve of her arms
That tightly bends her circuitry
A twisted mess of interesting

The girl's outside
And she offers a ride
But she says "I think I'll take my bike,
It is such a lovely night."

With one look back
She accepts the fact
It's the magic of America
We're always so American

By some off chance
They both cross paths
And found a certain ratio
That pleased them both
And made them whole

He likes wearing her clothes
She likes watching him dress
And through all this back and forth
Grew a certain innocence

He's not a boy
And she's not a girl
Just two individuals
Who made their place inside this world

They're destroying the line
That's gender defined
It's the battle for America
Both of them American

It's the battle for America
Both of them American

It's the battle for America
Both of them American